Breakfast
Filling peanut butter & chocolate oatmeal
Filling and healthy peanut butter chocolate oatmeal, simple and tastes like dessert! Jingle bells, jingle bells. Oh, wait it’s not Christmas. It’s spring already. But it’s snowing out there. … Read more
Filling and healthy peanut butter chocolate oatmeal, simple and tastes like dessert!
Jingle bells, jingle bells. Oh, wait it’s not Christmas. It’s spring already. But it’s snowing out there. So it is Christmas! Days like this we feel like we might as well roll into a ball and get our period started ‘cause we're not doing anything. We don’t even feel like making this chocolate oatmeal. As satisfying & filling as it is.
How it comes together
It’s fairly simple and will warm our heart, we know. But we'll have to get to the stove. We'll have to cook some oats with some water because we're not making any nut milk today. Nut milk is so overrated anyway and it tastes like water with wood and sugar.
Then we'll chop a good amount of dark chocolate, 85%, because 99% tastes like something a human should never eat. A rabbit is a different story. They do eat their feces after all. The first time. Not to be confused with the second time – rabbit said: “nobody wants to eat that shit”. Then we'll let that dark chocolate melt because that’s what every chocolate should do.
Oh, and then peanut butter. Or any other nut butter. Nut butter is so underrated. It will make your life better. Optionally we might get some frozen berries from the freezer and freeze our hand off. Fresh berries right now exist only on the internet. And we'll top that chocolate peanut butter oatmeal with berries, because health. But here we didn’t do it. We topped it with some more roasted nuts, because hungry. What a light breakfast. It’s sooooo freakin’ satisfying. And it’s healthy, really, we will just not feel hungry until 2pm.
TRY NEXT: Simple banana + almond butter oatmeal
- Yield: 1
Ingredients
- 1/3 cup oats
- 1/3 cup water
- 2-3 tbsp chopped dark chocolate
- 1 tsp peanut butter
- 1 tbsp chopped nuts (optional)
- 1/4 cup berries (optional)
Method
- Cook oats with some water, stirring until the oats are cooked and adding water continuously.
- After the oatmeal is cooked, transfer to a bowl, top with the chopped chocolate and wait for it...until it melts. Add peanut butter! Optionally top with some chopped nuts and/or berries. Then dig in.
